to holiday or not to holiday..dat is the question

hari jumaat!!!..yay!!!..wohoo!!!..y am i so hapy??..hahaha..sbb escok cuti la cho~..(ate cakap perak la pulak..haha)..bila tiba hari jumaat..staff kerajaan n swasta yg cuti hari sabtu akan bgn pg utk g kerja ngn gumbiranye...'bergumbira tepuk tgn sama-sama!..kite menari goyang badan goyang kaki!..huray huray......(ok..dats to far)..so bile dah cuti situasi sure akan jd bgini..sila lihat di bawah :

orang bujang :

mak si bujang : bgn!!..udah tghari bute kamu x bgn lg..nak jd ape kamu ni??!!

si bujang : makkkkk..arini sb2..bg la tdo lame ckit..plzzz mummy syg (smbil tarik selimut)

orang berkahwin (belum ada anak) :

suami : yang2..arini kite nak g mana?..kite tgk wayang nak?..g holiday k?

isteri : i ikut u j yang..tapi klu kite g holiday pn ok gk kn?..lame x g holiday lepas kahwin ni

(gaye cam cuti 1 bulan...-_-;)

orang berkahwin (mempunyai anak) :

anak 1 : mummy!!..mummy!!..jom g sunway lagoon!!! (lompat di atas  katil mummynye)

anak 2 : tak nak!!..nak genting!!! (juga berlompat di atas katil mummynye)

suami : yanggg!..mana breakfastnyeee??? (baru kuar toilet)

isteri : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (masih di katil di cover oleh selimut)

haihhh..keje pn ssh..cuti pn ssh..main point kt cni..plan la btl2..x pun..klu tkut plan x jadi..mmm..lantak kome la!!

hello..may i help u atau hello..boleh saya bantu anda??

bahasa menunjukkan bangsa..itu la yg diwar2 kan kat tv n radio..tapi bila kite tgk balik..itu k yg kite praktik kan??..for instance..korg pnh tgk x 1 iklan ni yg ade mak n ank..diorg tgh shoping2..then time diorg nk byr tiket..so..dier pn tny la guard kt car park 2..cmni la lbh kurng bunyi dialog dier..(x bpe nk ingt coz bru skl tgk iklan 2..huu)..

mak : excuse me..where should i pay the parking ticket

*guard ni bangsa india*

guard : (diam).......

*mak 2 ulang lg skl ape dier tny 2 kt guard 2 balik..sume org sekeliling tgk plik..then...*

anak : tumpang tny encik..mana tmpat byr tiket

guard : oh..dekat sebelah sane

iklan ni mmg la ok..xda cacat celanye.tp yg cacat nye ialah..its mmg totally opposite of wats happening wif the world today..mcam arini 2 meeting ak attend (yesss..2..i know..it really sucks!)..n all of the attendance r malay..so kalau la..org2 yg berpangkat tinggi ni menyahut seruan 'bahasa jiwa bangsa' ni..npe dlm meeting yg sumenye org malay nk cakap english??..im not saying its something wrong..tapi logically la kn..kite bole fkr..y?..bkn itu j..rata2 la..another example is bile kite nk g interview..apa bahasa yg digunakan??..english..btl x?..npe x melayu?..bahasa kebangsaan kite yg dibangge2kan??..ak mmg xda ape2 grudge or anything la kn..coz 4 me..ape pn bhse yg dgunakan..same j..jz yela..ckp biar serupa bikin..ade stgh org bile tau ckp english mule la nk blagak..i mean..come on..ur not the only one who KNOWS how to speak english..so xkisah la kite ni bangsa ape..jnji bile kite berbicara ngn org..ingt la adab n tatasusila..

itik dari malaysia

itik..itik..itik..korg pnh x makan nasi goreng itik??..aku dulu xpnh la..tp last week ak pnh..n mmg btl la cakap org..nasi goreng itik mmg sdp..mahal pn mahal beb!!..rm5.00 for 1 dish..tapi disebabkan ia sedap so berbaloi-baloi~(seperti celcom..hehehe)..

nasi itik yg ak makan ni from a chinese restaurant tapi mngikut kata cina 2..halal..so..ak pn malas nk fkr ape2..makan j la..yg pnting ak yakin halal..kn kn kn..(klu x halal..huuuu~..xpela..dah msuk perut dah pn..T_T)

                       nasi itik..nyum-nyum..sdp~

bila daging itik dah msuk dlm mulut..uishhh..baru la ak tau npe slalu cine singpore dlm chnnel afc 2 wat muka teruja giler..hahaha..

    sgguh teruja diorg makan..tbe2 lapar plak terasa

lepas ni nak try makanan ape plak eh?..hmmmmm~

seharian di kantor ku

assalamualaikum salam 1 malaysia..(macam dalam brita la pulak)..hari ini..22 haribulan oktober 2010..hari jumaat daa..masuk ofis seperti biase..oh ya..arini aku pakai dress yg dah lame x pakai (actly bru 2 kali pakai..huuu)..

 
               ni dress nye..haha..comel kn?..of coz la

tbe di ofis..ak pn mula wat kerja seperti biase (ade keje k?..ahaha..shuuu~)..then ak bru j nak tgu time nk out..DANGGGG!!!..the time is 12.00 o clock (baca macam hp nokia model ape ntah)..sekali ade meeting la pulak!..oh tidak!!..y??..sila ikuti formula ini :

office + work = discussion

discussion = meeting

meeting = talking + sleepy which = bored

so..meeting = bored

(yela..formula cam agak bodo ckit..i made it up)

     muke-muke serious staff..dalam ati msing2..'cpt la..lapaq dah ni'

dah talk here talk there..discuss here discuss there..dah pn kul 12.45!!!!..aarghhh..suda lambat wooo~..mahu makan meh..cpt2 aku bla n out of the office..tgh syok lpak2 tgk2..huuuuu..(guess wat time is it)..yess..2.30!!..lambat lg..hahaha..

                     baru nak lelap mata ku yang ngantuk

aku pun g la ofis cpt2..n my luck today is really off the hook..sbbnye jalan jam beb!..damn!..slow2 la jwbnye...sume org g keje lambat mcm aku k ape??..sibuk j..huuuu..(jgn la en.ahmad tny aku kt mn)

                  semalam x nak jamm..arini gak la nk jamm

sampai ofis : 3.15 p.m..haha..seriously xle jd staff of the month apatah lg year..hehehe..then..aku baru j nak on9 ape yg patut..tbe2..sila ikuti dialog di bawah :

en.asrul : hanie..jom g meeting kt tgkat 2

aku : haa??..meeting ape plak??

kak lia : meeting laaa~

en.asrul : jom la..bkn senang tgk org present

*tamat perbualan*

adehh..meeting lg k??..bosan btl...g j la..time kt meeting 2 dapat air free..hahaha..nk bodek la 2..dats y beli air utk ktorg..(pandai na na na)..meeting abis kul 4.30..adjourned.

oh tidak! (oh no!)

disebabkan ak ni xda official office wear (dlu keje kt kl pn ak pki ikut suke j..hehe)..so ive got no wardrobe 2 wear anymore!!..(aarggghhhh..ckup bln MESTI shopping ni!)..so ak pn ddk la dpn 'boutique' ak smlm..tgk ape yg BOLEH dipakai k ofis..time for mix n match baby!..namun.... 

*selepas beberapa minit*..................................................

AARGHHHH!!!..xda baju lgsg!..ade baju tapi xda sluar..ak mn ade sluar slack..like me in a slack??..xpnah kot..skinny hitam ak dh tgl kt kl..huuu..bila la nak amiknya?..(tgu ade kete sndiri kot..hehe)..then suddenly..ak diterjah oleh someone..(nama dier xle disebut..nnt jd cnn)

A : hanie bole pki baju ni?

aku : mm..beropol2 la pulak..xminat la

A : baju krung ni bole muat kn?

aku : errr..bole kot..bole la

lepas j 'someone' 2 kuar..ak pn blur apa nak buat..tgk2 kt kuku ni nmpk dull j..'need some colour!'..so apa lagi..manicure time!!

       ni la hasilnye..x mcm manicure kt kdi tp ok wat?

pagi pun dah smp..ak pn pakai la baju yg diberi oleh 'A' ni..(thanx A!)..tp disebabkan baju ala2 80's..so mmg nmpk so totally old skool..sooo utk cover up it i cover it up wif a shawl..so xda la nmpk like so totally old skool kn?..hehehe..(cantik x??)

dah smp ofis..ak punch card..then naik ats..set up sume lappy ak n charge my fon..suddenly ak bru tringt!..yess ladies n gentlemen..AKU XDA DUIT BELANJA!!..huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..puasa la ak arini..

                 nk duit belanja berjuta juta jutaaaaa...~

no tajuk

kenapa manusia suke membuat kesimpulan awal??..contohnya seperti membuat hipotesis..ingt ni sains projek ke?..*sigh*..ssh btl manusia ni kan..macam2 diorg suke fikir tanpa usul periksa..ada setengah orang pula suke dgr ckp org lain..n then percaya ape yg diperkatakan..tolong la manusia..jangan cpt judge org..klu seseorang 2 x ganggu idup u guys..npe u guys out there nk gnggu idup diorg?..ape yg dapat?..kebencian??..kemarahan??..mmmm..cuba tny elok2..sume perkara dalam dunia bole dibawa berbincang kn?..so lets talk la..xyh la nk pandai2 wat andaian sendiri..bole membawa kepada fitnah tau x?..ish3..(itu lg berdosa)..lagipun..klu orang tu baik ngn u guys n xkacau idup org so watpe kita nk sibuk2 kan?..buang masa j kan?..it doesnt matter if dat someone is someone yg jht or xbaik or watever as long as dier ok n baik ngn kita..wat we gotta lose kn?..

Yuna - Ku Katakan Dengan Indah

cerita di ofis

*harini sampai di ofis..gelap..floor lain cerah..pelik*

aku : arini ari ape?..selase kn?..cuti k??

*sume org pns..1 per 1 org trun..ade siap balik hostel lg!*

kak lia : jom..trun tgkat 1

aku : ok..jap

*trun j kt tgkt 1..whoa..sume org kt cni rpenye..dalam keadaan yg agk of the course 2..engineer kite yg sorg ni sempat plak buka biznes BMT Textiles (jual kain!)*

aku : kak lia tgh cbuk ayt2 moon..jgn la pgl name ak

kak lia : hanie..dari ang dok fb 2..baik ang tgk kain kak lia ni ha

aku : haa?..(damn..sbut gk nama aku..huu)..nk tgk la ni kak lia

*tgk2 kain j la..huu..sddenly en.ainul msuk*

en.ainul : eh?..laa..i ingtkn kamdar td

kak lia : ni biznes bru..sila2 la tgk2

*aku sambung main ber fb then en.ahmad msuk ngn muke serious dier..(saje wat muke serious)*

en.ahmad : kul 1 nnt power dah ok..so ima nnt siapkan keje sy bg 2..sy nk prgi site..sy blik nnt bnde 2 ade ats meja

*sbaik shj en.ahmad kuar..sume wat keje msing2..aku plak?..tlis blog ni laaaa*

~the end~

sayang ke??

manusia ni kkdg pelik..ingin disayangi tapi bila dah ade yg sayang..rase rimas..bila dah xda..baru nak mencari2..sometimes 2 ade yg tak kisah disayangi atau tidak..asalkan org yg mereka sayang 2 bahagia n hapy slalu..like the quote "aku akan bahagia asalkan kau bahagia"..ayt 2 bole guna lagi k?..nowadays..ssh nk cari org yg pegang kate2 tersebut..sbb org zaman sekarang ni sume tamak haloba..y do i say dat??..fkr la sndiri..(hehehe..sje bagi suspen but actly ak pn xtau..bahahah!)..tapi its true kn?..ppl nowadays byk yg tamak kn?..ada setengah manusia ni pulak..akn rase bahagia asalkn dapat melihat senyuman org trsayang..(mmg mulia sggh hatinye..hehe)..pelik kn?..padahal org yg dier sayang 2 x wat ape2 pn..tp yela..nama pn sayang rite..mestilah kite nk tgk dier bahagia..

                         smile like u mean it

tp ade jugak manusia yg bole dikatekan pelik..dier sayang org 2 n dier nak org 2 jd milik dier..klu dier xdapat org lain pn xle..(pyscho siot!)..its like over my dead body-ur not gonna get him-he's mine forever-if he's not mine then he's not urs kinda thingy..wow!..gile kn!..macam cite lagenda budak setan (i luv dat muvi~..huuuwe)..how azmi (btl k name dier azmi??) sayang ayu sgt2 but kinda in a wrong way..cian ayu..huu..(tragis sgguh T_T)..

disebabkan gamba lelaki memukul perempuan ni agak kejam so xdapat disiarkan..hehehe

on the other hand..ade jugak segelintir manusia ni yg suke disayangi n suke menyayangi..(like duh!)..dalam erti kata lain..manja~..mostly yg ak knl xda la yg manja juz gile2 j..(sume gile actly..hahaha)..so sbnrnye kan..ape yg manusia nk??..sayang?..perhatian?..mmmm..bagi..ak nk org yg ak sayang bahagia..=D..

                           do u love me??..wahahaha!

young rich n famous or jz plain me??

aku penah lihat ade 1 quote ni..'hidup ni ibarat ice cream..njoy it b4 it melts'..dri fb aku..tp x ingt sgt dri sape..simple but meaningful gk quote 2..bile dfikirkan blik..agk sesuai gk la idup kite ni dibaratkan ngn ice cream..tp mostly sasterawan akn guna 'idup umpama roda..kkdg kite kt bwh..kkdg kite kt ats'..agk lame kn..hahaha..(jgn marah eh)..bile kite fkr psl idup kite ni..sure dlm fkiran 'bestnye klu ak kaye'..or 'bestnye klu ak ni ank org kaye'..btl x?..sure pny la..i can bet dat 70% of u guys out thre would think dat..but life's nvr fair..but i didnt say it shouldnt be..just camne kite nk make it fair..tapi..hakikatnye org 2 kaye or not..x semestinye dier idup sng or hapy rite??..org kaye ni mmg la byk duit..no doubt bout dat..tapi..byk duit pn ssh gk..ade j org nk aim..contoh tbru..dato susilawati (btl k ak eja name dier ni??..huuu)..she's rich..famous..even single..harta..brjuta2 kot..but in the end..murdered..ngn kejamnye plak 2..so..best k jd org kaye ni??..u guys tell me..i really wanna know..tp kn..im not saying lbh baik jd org miskin..jd org miskin lg la ak xnk!..(nk bli mkn pn ssh wooo)..org miskin ni klu x kne tmpt kne caci..kne maki..kne hina ngn org sekeliling..espcialy org kaye yg xsdr harta dier 2 sementare j kt dunia ni..like there's dis 1 story bout a girl..dier ni dlu agk famous la kt ipoh ni..then something tragic happen 2 her..after dat dier jd giler..miskin hina lg..merempat kt tpi2 jln..plg famous kt tkk or we should call it gerbang malam..she would merayau2 kt sane n then mnx duit kt org..sometimes even mnx rokok doh!..ahaha..serious xle bla!..tp org yg knl dier akn bg la..org yg xknl ingt dier ni dangerous..(mmg dangerous pn klu slh ckp)..but then..dat day i heard dat dier dh out of dis world..(yup..meninggal)..sdih kn?..mati katak cm2 j..spe la yg kebumikan dier..famly dier or spe2?..so guys..4 me..xyh la kaye sgt..xyh la miskin sgt..xyh la kedekut sgt..harta bkn ble bwk mati rite?..so idup sderhana..aslkn poket brduit..bank berisi..idup hapy!!

          duit..duit..tapi ni duit syiling..watpe??..hahaha!

k.a.w.a.n

kawan..member..sahabat..rakan..sume makne yg same cume ejaan je lain2..tp tula..to find the one who really suits u mmg ssh..frens..byk ade..infact merata-rata..n in dis new age of technology..lg la..u can even frens through one click..'add as a friend'..then u jz comment here..reply there..n there u go..if it last long..u can become buddies or even lovers..who knows rite?..but sometimes u cant trust ppl on net..but not all of them..some of them..so jz beware j la..frens in front of u?..sng j bole dpt..u say 'hi..im hanie'..u hang out wif the gang n there u go..ur apart of them..its like instant magee..hahaa..but to stick wif them is the hard part..sometimes they seems close 2 u..but 2 get 2 know if they r really a fren in need is when the time ur in deep freaking trouble(walaupun berkaitan masalah duit)..mase 2 la u know if mereka sume adalah kawan sejati atau kawan sekadar nama..dats the test..hard isnt it..yup..life hard..death is easy..(well xda la easy sgt..nnt kt bwh kne bjwb lg ssh..huu)..u can even get frens from a fren..'hey guys..i want u guys to meet ali'..n then..'hey..lets hang out'..in a blink of an eye..korang dh jadi mmbr baik..but sometimes u can find a true fren in an instant..n when u get him/her..dont let em go..coz u know they will always be wif u..i know..ive found one..(kila..aku rindu kamu!!)..but 4 me..once a fren..always a fren..:)

cerita di pagi hari (part 2)

*bangun pagi badan panas..demam rupenye*

aku : damn!..dmam la plak..dh la sakit gigi..(bencinye)

*amik towel..mandi n bersiap2 g keje*

~the end~

(macam haram kn?..hahaha)

cerita di pagi hari

balik umah pukul 8 pagi...

*bukak gate..call abg sbb pintu kunci..(kunci umah xda)*

aku : mama mn?

abg : ade dlm bilik

aku : mama tgh watpe?

abg : dier tido lagi..ko g keje x arini?

aku : g la

*msuk bilik..amik towel..siap2 utk g keje..bosannye*

aku : mama..g keje dlu k

mama : ko g mn smlm?

aku : ade masalah ma mase otw blik

mama : xyh fkr psl ko lg sng ati

*ngn ati yg sdih..aku g keje*

~the end~

its just a normal day

semalam ak tido kt sofa kt ruang tamu..even kcik tp quite comfy la..(ttdo coz tgk gossip girls..hahaha)..then dh tdo ecoknye bgn pagi..aaargghhh!!..bosannye bgn pg..since im not a morning person at all..klu pagi j sure ill be grumpy n mudy so dats y ak jrg bckp pg2 ni..excpt wif certain ppl (fhm2 la eh)..g keje ngn abg2 ak..oh tidak!..its so damn boring!!!..bygkn msuk dalam kete then sepi~..klu ade lalat dalam sure ble dgr ngn clear bunyi lalat buzzing here n there..bile dah reach..rase cam..finally..out from silence..tapi..bile tgk kt bgunan dpn ak..another silence approaching..yess ladies n gentlemen..THE OFFICE~..its not like i dont like working here..its jz dat..its so damn bored!!..wif no work..well dats acceptable..but the ppl here..they'r not the type u can hu ha wif..i mean..they're much older than me..so like how am i gonna coup up wif?..mybe it takes time??..aarghhh..mls la!..

                        nak j tdo cmni..huuu..

mengapa masa begitu lambat berlalu??

its already the 2nd week of October..how time jz fly away pass through us without even saying hello or even gudbye..date : 4th of october..the year 2010..*sigh*..its already almost the end of the year..the next u know it..its already new year!..haa..i still remember when i had my pp with the guys at tower regency hotel..it was such a memory..(fun pada mase 2..sad pada mase ni klu dfikirkn blik)..tapi nak wat cmne kn..life must go on..things happen wif or without a reason..kite j yg patut blaja dari kesilapan (im still learning on dat)..cakap pasal mase ni..1 of my goal dis year still x kesampaian lg..well..almost..but still x puas hati..yes ladies n gentlemen..my HAIR..as some of u know..(kila n babe..korg sure tau)..dat my hair is so damn late when it comes to growing!!..arrghhhhh!!!..mmg sgt3 lambat nk tumbuh..i even wonder y..there's dis 1 time..my hair was on shoulder length..n kila's hair was rite above the hips..then she cut her hair n her was a bit shorter than mine..tapi..lepas j 3 month brlalu..her hair was back from the start..yes!..above her hips again n mine..well..lets jz say it grow 1 inch or 2..*sigh*..

 

         this is currently my hair rite now..still short..-_-;

tapi kn..i can extension rite?..i mean..jz the clip on..not the permanent..so it would be long in an instant!..hahaha..like dat would happen..-_-;..nak extension pn bile ntah..huuu..plz la hair..be longggggggggggggggggggggggggg..cepat la ckit tumbuh pn..aku dah penat tunggu ni..huuuu..

          i want my hair to be long like hers (even i know she's wearing extension)..but still!

i estimating my hair would be like dat in the year 2020..hahahaha..coz my hair is sooooooooooooooo fraking late in growth.

my new office~

ok2..i know..2 updates in 1 day??..like come on hanie..isnt there anything else u hve to do?..well..there isnt..hahaha..im so bored dats y update like always!..(tgu la nnt aku bz..ur gonna mis me..bahahaha!!)..so anyway..ive already work here like 5 days..since monday..(wow..xponteng pn..hehehe)..so ive got my own table rite now..my own things..my own chair..my own sume la..

      ni la tmpt ku sekarang..simple kn..laptop sdn bhd k..

dept aku like i said is project dept which is on the 3rd floor..so naik trun naik trun lif j la keje aku..even nk trun 1 floor j..pdhal ble j gne tgge..(im so damn lazy!)..tp ofis ni agk bored coz well mybe coz im still new n mybe coz im the youngest (i guess)..so nk sembang ngn senior2 is a bit of limit kn..(beza umo so nk sembang topic ape pn xtau)..kt floor aku ni a bit bigger than 3 floors.

      dis is my office from my view la..hehehe..bole la tahan

so i guess 2 j la..nk snap pix pintu xdpt plak coz ade org..hehehe..nnt plik plak diorg tgk aku ni..hahaha

dilema 1 malaysia..or so they claimed

ada orang suke pakai baju kurung..ada orang suke pakai shrt + sluar slack bila ke ofis..me personally..i choose the slacks eventhough sbnrnye xsuke tapi better than baju kurung rite..ada setengah orang pakai tudung bila kerja tapi diluar waktu mereka free hair..ape bezanya?..bukan ke sama j?..mungkin bagi mereka ianya seperti memakai uniform..(mngkin la kn..jz assume j)..ada orang suke makan sndiri bile lunch..ada yg tapau j nasi vanggey tepi jalan...

                
                           sedap plak ak tgk nasi ni..damn!

or magi grg mamak salam n makan kt ofis..ada yg suke g jauh2 semata-mata untuk lunch beramai2..pelik kn manusia?..ni la kite pn..macam2 kerenah yg ada..ada yg suke hu ha hu ha..ada yg suke diam n brcakap hny bila perlu..(type ni yg ssh nk ajk brsembang..huuu)...

dari manusia yg pelbagai ragam ni la kite kne sesuaikan diri kite..mngkin kite ni jnis yg giler2..x suke ddk diam di suatu tmpat or jnis yg suke brcakap..tmbah best plak bila kite ni dipatnerkan ngn orang yg snyp..tny sepatah jwb sepatah..whoaa..ssh 2 beb..i know..ive been there..(kila n cayg fhm kn..huuu)..tp tu la..nk xnk kite kne hadapi jugak..mngkin cara yg tersenang (ade k prkataan tersenang..(>_<)..)..kite jz greet them wif a big frenly smile..who knows..diorg pn sbnrnye giler2 mcm kite jugak kn..

                                     
                                        jz smile baby!